Seriously, people, we have GOT to come together and get much more creative on how we're naming our businesses in this town. If I see one more marketing firm, tire store, masseuse or doctor's office with any of the following words in its name, it's over.
- Palmetto: its our state tree, I know. I have one in my front yard and loathe it. What's more, I think it's dying.
- Carolinas: I guess this is some sort of attempt to be lumped in with North Carolina and therefore gain some sort of legitimacy?
- Columbia: oh, is that where we are? I had forgotten.
- Southern: again, I realize we're in the South, y'all.